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The Quest Finale

16/9/2014

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Good morning, Readers!

As you well know, I am obsessed with the television show The Quest.  I've dedicated a whole different blog post to it before.

And I'm doing it again.  You can stop reading now if you don't want to hear me wax lyrical about something this utterly mundane (trust me, I know how silly this obsession is).

Also, stop reading right this minute if you haven't watched the finale but want to.  There is some serious spoiler territory ahead.

First of all, the finale was fantastic.  I particularly loved that the other Paladins were given roles to play at the end; they got to battle evil forces in a bid to help the One True Hero (TM) defeat the enemy.  That said, it was incredibly cheesy, the ending.  Still good fun, and I am so thrilled the other Paladins got to participate.

What really made me happy, though, was that the One True Hero (TM) was a woman.  Specifically, this one:
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Paladin Lina Carollo (Image courtesy of Fanpop.com. Click for link)
Yay!  A woman!

Being a fan of Xena: Warrior Princess since I was a little girl and being into all kinds of martial arts as an adult, I know women can kick arse.  And she did.

Incidentally, I read somewhere in the comments on their Facebook page that some butt-hurt commenter believes that this show was rigged from the start for a "girl to win."  As if a woman couldn't possibly have done it on her own without special treatment by producers.

This is supposed to be a light-hearted post, so I won't go into the various ways this really pisses me off.  (Get a couple of whiskeys in me, though...).  Here is a previous blog post that might help you understand my position.

Right, anyway, she won, and it makes me incredibly happy.

I was very sad to see Bonnie get banished.  The same for Patrick.  He seemed like a good person.  Shondo, despite being physically up to the challenge, lost my vote ('cause clearly that mattered so damned much) when each Paladin had to make a case before the chief of the lizard people, whose race name I cannot for the life of me remember.  I want to call them the Parda?  Padra?  Pada?  Pana?  Gods damn it!  Something beginning with a 'P'.  Point is, all the blustering made me sad.  There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, alas.

So, once poor Patrick was eliminated, I was hoping for Lina or Andrew.  Lina mostly, because, well, it's nice to see women kick arse on screen.

As it turned out, I was wrong about two of the characters.  Maybe.  Turns out, this guy who was so obviously evil was actually evil:
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And it made me sad, actually.  As a bitter person, I would like to point out that it is possible to be bitter and not completely devoid of morality.

I figured there was some history between The Grand Vizier and Sir Ansgar.  On Twitter, I posited that perhaps they were in love with the same woman; whom Sir Ansgar married.

Perhaps the Vizier blames Sir Ansgar for that woman's death?
These are all just theories, of course.

I am, however, disappointed that they pulled a Wormtongue with his character.  It was so obvious, I really thought they might try to be more clever with the character.  It is possible to hate an ally, but recognise their necessity.  And it is possible to love the queen and hate her champion, and doubt the prophecy, and to do so without betraying said queen.

Anyway, I am annoyed about this.

I am almost as equally annoyed about this guy:
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Sir Ansgar. Image from Realityblurred.com. Click for link.
First of all; yes, I know.  The man is, admittedly, dreamy.  And I'm a sucker for a man in armour.

I wish I was lying about that, but I'm really, really not.  Seriously.  Not.

Turns out, the guy could be trusted after all.  For some reason this irks me.  On Twitter, I said it was because you can never trust the pretty ones.  Perhaps my afore-mentioned bitterness is clouding my judgement, but here was an opportunity for a deep, shocking betrayal...

And it was missed.

Of course, the man's a hero, and if I'm being honest with myself, I liked that he was ornery but basically decent and courageous and still dreamy...

...Where was I?

Oh, right.

No, I didn't trust him.  Yes, I was wrong.

That said, we didn't see to whom those hands at the end belonged.  I contend that he may still be someone to distrust (even if it was only because of his capture... perhaps he was subsequently converted somehow and did not escape, but was set free).  There is a distinct possibility that I'm over-thinking this.

Anyway, now I'm torn about his character.  I think it would be neat if he was still not to be trusted, but now I kinda want him around and to remain his grumpy-but-basically-good self.  Can't decide.

That irritates me too.

So, anyway, I'm chewing my nails until season two.

It is getting a season two, right ABC?  Right?  Right?!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GREEN AND GOOD RENEW THIS SHOW!

Alrighty, I'm done.

For now.

I should go write.

Ciao!
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The Quest

25/8/2014

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Good morning, Readers.

Hello, my name is S.M. Carrière, and I'm a The Quest addict.

I wish I was joking, but I'm not.  I finally understand television show addiction.  Like, proper television show addiction.  I mean, I'm a fan of a fair few shows.  Firefly, Sherlock (BBC), Merlin (also BBC) etc.  I like them.  A lot.  Love them, even.  I get really excited when they're on, and very, very sad when they're not.

But this... this is a special level of watching.  I binged watched the first four episodes.  I'm chewing my nails in anticipation of episode five.  As in, I need it.

And I'm very disappointed in myself for it.  Because this is a reality competition show.  Well... "reality."  Like all reality television, this is scripted.  There are challenges and eliminations.  Unlike all reality television, it's set in a fantasy realm.  So it's a fantasy competition show?  What the hell would you call this?

The Fantastical Race.

Yup.

Contestants must adequately complete their tasks or face banishment.  There are twelve in total, and one and all are striving to become the hero of Everrealm.  Stupid name, I know.  The thing is, the challenges are look like amazing fun!  Three person fights in a vat with straw for cushions, an equestrian martial obstacle course, with archery, javelin throwing, jousting and hammer!  I mean... come on!  How could you not want to do this stuff?

From the website:
Great fantasy is filled with adventure, challenges, discovery, fish out of water and good vs. evil — turns out, another modern genre shares these exact same traits. Announcing “The Quest,” a reality show that will literally take contestants and audiences to an amazing, imaginative realm, where the ogres are advancing in the woods, the dragons are stirring, agents of a dark lord are infiltrating the keep, and the only thing that stands between peace and chaos are 12 very unlikely heroes. From the producers of “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, paired with the producers of “The Amazing Race,” “The Quest” will be a fully immersive experience. In and around this castle, our fantasy realm will come to life with state-of-the art projections, animatronics, prosthetics, real-time motion capture and art direction. The narrative and mythology of “The Quest” is deep and fully imagined, and it has been designed to incorporate seamlessly with the unexpected actions and decisions of our contestants – fantasy comes alive as it never has before in this genre-bending series.
And it really is engrossing.  The contestants, called Paladins in this, really get into their roles, and I get the sense that they really feel the urgency and danger of their quest to save the realm, even though they all know that it is scripted and no one is actually going to die.

There are a couple of characters I need to discuss.

PictureQueen Ralia played by Susanne Gschwendtner.
The Queen
This is the queen of Sænctum in Everrealm.  She hasn't had much to do yet, though (SPOILER!) she has been poisoned already (and subsequently saved by the Paladins after an urgent side-quest to find the cure).

She really is the only one the Paladins have met who appears to be genuinely on their side.  All of them love her, near as I can tell.

I'm fairly certain that one of the contestants has a crush.  It's hilarious and adorable.

PictureThe Grand Vizier played by Marcello De Nardo.
The Grand Vizier
Sarcastic, sceptical and generally unpleasant to the Paladins, the Grand Vizier nevertheless seems to care greatly for his queen.  He is in charge of the magic in the castle, and knows all manner of potions and cures (and probably curses as well).

I have a feeling that the writers are trying to get you to believe him to be a villain; a traitor. I'm not sure he is. What does Frodo say to Sam after meeting Aragorn? That the enemy "would look fairer and feel fouler." Though, they may be pulling a Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Spot the villain in that!

Who knows? In my head I've imagined a perfectly reasonable reason for his overt bitterness.

I couldn't help it.

PictureSir Ansgar played by Peter Windhofer.
Sir Ansgar
Would not kick this man out of bed for eating crackers.  I'm a sucker for a man in armour.

That's beside the point. Sir Ansgar is the most decorated knight in all of the kingdom of Sænctum. Charged with turning the twelve Paladins into competent warriors, he's gruff, often rude but also fair. Many of the Paladins really look up to him as a father-type figure and have said as much. He can be hot or cold towards the Paladins depending on their performance.  I am sceptical of him, though. I don't know why.  There's no real reason for me not to trust him, but I don't. Perhaps the twist will be that he's a turncoat. Can you imagine how betrayed the Paladins who look up to him so will feel?

Anyway, assuming he's straight (as in not crooked, not the sexual orientation), then I really like him as a character, despite the fact that he can be a bit of an arsehole at times. Or probably because of that fact.  It's not like his criticisms are ever unwarranted.

There are, or rather were, twelve Paladins who began the quest.  Four have been eliminated thus far.  I'm not going to go through each one, only the two I really hope make it to the end.
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Shondo
Dude is an MMA fighter, but isn't afraid to let his geek flag fly.  I really like him.  He's funny and fair-minded, and also very sensible (on the banishments, I have found myself agreeing with his arguments every single time).  A competent fighter, but that alone does not make a hero.

He is genuinely an awesome guy; the kind you'd want to grab a few beers with, you know?  He took one of the other Paladins, his anxiety-ridden room mate, under his wing and helped him along and was really upset when (SPOILER!) the guy was banished.  For that alone, I hope this guy goes far.

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Bonnie
This girl is so sweet and kind, she really embodies the spirit of the whole venture to me.  Genuinely eager to help, and generally cheerful, she's no dope.  She's got a good head on her shoulders and excels at organisation.

She isn't as funny as Shondo, but she's just as brave and she tries hard.  And she really, really wants to be there.

Like most of the other Paladins, I've got a soft spot for her adorable red head.  I honestly hope she ends up being the hero, but I'd be overjoyed to see her in the last two Paladins.  My only fear is that she's too nice, and will be taken advantage of by other Paladins who care more for winning the 'contest' than saving the realm (looking at you, Christian).

Yeah... I'm really addicted.  I'm considering hypnosis.

That said, I hope to high heaven there is a second season of this and that I can apply.  I would LOVE to do something like this, you have no idea.  No, you really have no idea.  The competition aspect of it aside, this would be my idea of heaven.

I'd probably be banished pretty quickly though.  I hate competing, and I get nervous with people watching me.  I'd fumble a sword and slice my own leg off or something.  Still, LET ME PLAY!

Ahem....

So, if you haven't watched this show yet, and you like the whole reality competition platform (think Amazing Race or something similar), and you adore fantasy as a genre, you will probably really like this show.

Reality shows in general are a waste of time, I admit.

But this is a good waste of time.

Alright, I'm done.  Have some writing to do.

Ciao!

(Seriously though, producers of this show, if you're reading this, LET ME PLAY!)
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